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xiamjustbeautifulmex:

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cricket88:

Tell me about it, stud
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stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

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dying rn
stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn
stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn
stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn
stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn
stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn
stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn
stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn
stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn
stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn
qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien:

cumbermums:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

riddle-my-hiddles:

thankyouforexistinghaveaniceday:

Level “Ultra-Mega British” unlocked





BRITISH INTENSIFIES

I NEED this
xenlo:

Me when I see a cute boy
edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
tyleroakley:

Me, Me, & Me.